thebluetimebox:

has this been done

(via dulect)

judgem3ntal-fucks:

it’s 10pm and my dad comes and yells in my room DO YOU WANT SOME BACON, I HAVE TONNES OF BACON he then pulls out from his back a plate full of bacon , my life is complete, thank you dad

(via judgem3ntal-fucks)

suuzz123:

story-dj:

#you should reblog this every time it’s on your dash

#i will

(Source: abigail-sciuto, via dulect)

babetheworldkeepsspinninground:

See You Soon <3 Give this girl a listen shes awesome

(via colours-in-autumn)

When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.

sodamnrelatable:

People be like

“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”

“Send food”

“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”

“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”

“Omg, Satan is so funny!”

“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”

“Hitlers a badass!”

“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”

(Source: 90daysofautumn, via brown-eyed-pixie)

dispopular:

*looks through your selfies*

(Source: marypoppinthatpussy, via lubricates)

mexican-lassiter:

R-R-R-R-ROLL CALL!

I’m Amber!

Brad! 

Tammy!

Fender!

Brenda!

Sketch!

Shelly!

IQ!

Lou Ann!

And I’m 

JAVERT

(via dulect)

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

(via lesbicum)